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HALF ASSED

Whichever dictionary website popped up first in my cursory web search defines \"Half Assed\" as:

insufficient or haphazard; not fully planned or developed

and that seems to fit what's happening here pretty goddamn welll

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This week Patty shares a very important message about “getting through it”, Jeremy shares about his Super Bowl night with Mom, and we also talk about media literacy, and naming cockroaches after our exes and feeding them to animals at the San Antonio Zoo.

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Don't Walk Into Traffic S01EP04

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