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HALF ASSED

Whichever dictionary website popped up first in my cursory web search defines \"Half Assed\" as:

insufficient or haphazard; not fully planned or developed

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The vibes were off this week so we kept it mostly light: sex toy regulations, haunted dolls, penguin poop and more!