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HALF ASSED

Whichever dictionary website popped up first in my cursory web search defines \"Half Assed\" as:

insufficient or haphazard; not fully planned or developed

and that seems to fit what's happening here pretty goddamn welll

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SWEET BABY JEBUS, WE FINALLY GET TO THE END OF THE BRACKET... RIGHT?

-JOE LOOKS UP NECCO WAFERS

-OR MAYBE HE DOESN'T

-EXASPERATED HASH

-RON PUNCHES HIMSELF IN THE BALLS

JOE LOOKS UP NECCO WAFERS

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