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HALF ASSED

Whichever dictionary website popped up first in my cursory web search defines \"Half Assed\" as:

insufficient or haphazard; not fully planned or developed

and that seems to fit what's happening here pretty goddamn welll

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WE STEAL AMIN ELHASSAN'S WILL TO LIVE AND MAKE HIM TURN OFF HIS PHONE

BUT BEFORE THAT HE DOES THE \"YOU PIECE OF SHIT\" MOVIE QUOTE BIT

OUTSIDERS SOCIAL CLUB S2 064- I HOPE HE COMES BACK w/AMIN ELHASSAN

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