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HALF ASSED

Whichever dictionary website popped up first in my cursory web search defines \"Half Assed\" as:

insufficient or haphazard; not fully planned or developed

and that seems to fit what's happening here pretty goddamn welll

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WE CLOSE DOWN THE HOLIDAY SHENANIGANS WITH...

-MOOD LIGHTING

-\"LABEL CREATED\" GRIEVANCE

-\"PENIS\" AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO \"FUCK\"

-TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH

-MORE TOASTS

-TOP 5 DECEMBER THINGS BETTER THAN XMAS

-IS COLEY A WITCH?

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